Also, turns out group name is more suggestive than impressive. Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz (1994)–Directional moving and hip-dipping in the name of ASS. Strike It Up by Black Box (1991)–Opening this box reveals gift of smoothness. Slam dunk it, stick it, flip it, and ride that B-O-DOUBLE T-Y. Jock Jams, Volume 1 Tracklist 2 Get Ready For This (Orchestral Mix) by 2 Unlimited Lyrics 3 Whoomp (There It Is) by Tag Team Lyrics 249.8K 4 Strike It Up by Black Box (Ft. Whoomp! (There It Is) by Tag Team (1993)–“Point blank gin and juice I drank, gettin’ bent and bent as a puff on a dankt. Get Ready for This by 2 Unlimited (1991)–Have you ever listened to a song that made you want to decapitate adversity more than this one?ģ. Lets Get Ready to Rumble by Michael Buffer–If you’ve never seen or heard this, you need to hook up cable to your igloo.Ģ. The Official Jock Jams, Volume 1 Complete Track Rundown:ġ. Who knew almost all of these crowd-pleasers were actually love letters to casual sex? You know, besides adults. If I wanted the choreography of a stadium dance rapped to me, there was no choice. If I was going to throw something on my boombox back then, it was usually a tough choice between JJ1, The Lion King soundtrack, and The Rembrandts‘ L.P. It collects the hottest crowd-pumpin’ grooves of all time for God’s sake. Jock Jams, Volume 1 is my favorite loosely sports-themed album of 1995. Do you know what this moment was? If your answer contains the words “marching” and “band” in it, get the hell off my website. This list includes cheerleaders, mascots, foam fingers, mini-helmet ice cream porringers, face paint, nachos, Charles Barkley, and even arduous high-fiving. Not many sports fans are aware of the historically documented moment in which the marriage of music and sports surpassed the awesomeness levels of all other sports-related crowd-pumping techniques. If I haven’t convinced everybody on the internet to agree with me (which is always Objective #1), then surely you agree with me on this: A great game of sports is only as great as the music that pumps up the fans. Who wants to button up their day with some adult contemporary when there’s a power forward out there eatin’ dem nutz? That’s why the planet Earth loves sports. You talks da trash and then you brings da ruckus.
I apologize for being somewhat instigative there, but that’s how it goes in the Wide World of Sports. Because that would be the same thing that you showed me.
Show me someone who is completely uncompetive and I’ll show you the South American brown-throated sloth. What about love? You didn’t read the question correctly.īut there’s something you just don’t get from the aforementioned answers: PURE ATHLETIC DOMINANCE. Does music help? That depends on how much Mariah you have. Friendship? The company of a dear friend is assured relief probably. Is there a more effective avenue for sheilding our weak minds from the misery of life? Movies are cool, yes.
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